No, not me; fool. That's what this blog post is about, sarcastically speaking; and if you aren't one of the many cancer cells of the universe that inspired this post, reading it should make your stomach churn a bit.
http://americansjourney.blogspot.com/2012/05/what-i-wanna-be-when-i-grow-up.html?showComment=1337205802731#c131258042658758649
Your welcome.
