http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EHgPTThwDI
This sausage casing/twat plug perch (unless 'e's bent then he'd be a bu. . .oh, let's not go there; not that I mind bent laddies. In fact, I prefer 'em. Bein' a long term avowed celibate and all. . .)
THE BADPIPER! HE ROCKS, MAJOR! I love his threads, and who else had flame throwing pipes?
REMEMBER HIS NAME!
Here's his site:
http://www.thebadpiper.com/