http://www.humanleather.co.uk/humanleatherproducts.html
No I didn't, but it looks like the option might have been there if I'd stayed in touch with the ol' cunt.
But she's kinda old now, used to spend a lot of time in the sun, so her hide is probably worth less than a kilogramme of guano, but it's something to think about.
Assuming this site is real, and not another joke like what manbeef.com used to be before the domain name got taken by a porn site.
Gotta love it!