Sunday, May 12, 2013

If I Read One More Time That Crotch Droppings Are A Gift From God, I'm Gonna Puke

THE DAMN THINGS ARE THERE BECAUSE YOU SCREWED!  A PRODUCT OF LUST AND IRRESPONSIBILITY THAT WILL DRAG YOU DOWN LIKE NO TOMORROW.   SOME CHICKS EVEN DIE IN CHILDBIRTH OR VARIOUS OTHER PREGGERS RELATED COMPLICATIONS!  UNTIL I SEE A GIFT WRAPPED SPROG WITH A NOTE SAYING IT'S FROM GOD. . .EVEN THEN I WON'T BELIEVE IT!

QUIT BLAMING YOUR OWN ACTIONS ON SOURCE!

And my breeder cow incubator cint and sperm donor would probably say I'm more a gift from the devil.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!