I'm soooooo glad I'm 51, I'm sooooooo glad I don't have a crotch dropping, I'm sooooooo glad I don't have a credit card, I'm not tied down to a house, I'm not tied down by anything or anyone, and considering circumstances; I'm even glad I don't have a full time job, though I did apply for one this morning.
Hey! I gotta do what I gotta do to get to where I'm goin', huh?