I'd say that's slightly more legal than beating the cunt to death and hacking her into pieces.
Personally I hope she lives to be really, really old. Like 140 or something. Hey! Considering I hate life and all, ya know? I also hope she ends up weighing 500 pounds plus.
And there is no mention in this article on having any of her for lunch. What a waste. That is so WRONG!!!!!!!!!