Men in tights, slamming into each other.
If I'd stayed in the land of my birth across the pond (Germany), I'd probably be a soccer fan, but I didn't; and I don't like watching any sports now. Waste of time.
By the way, I do NOT identify with being a Kraut. I stopped doing that in high school.
And why do I use Commonwealth spelling?
Uh. . .I think I'd better take the 5th on that one.
