#1
Landmine detectors.
Mushroom testers.
Piranha food.
Shark bait.
Famine protection.
Purina Baal-Hamon and/or Tanit Chow.
Lab animal.
The parasite that makes tapeworms look good. (With tape worms, you lose weight.)
Proof of human stupidity.
Broken alarm clock.
Skeet replacement.
Financial meltdown plan.
Date repellent.
Virus factory.
Ball and chain.
The Destroyer.
The inconvenience of all inconveniences.
Birth control.
Instant resource diversion.
Luau course.
The 18 year sentence.
The primary reason Carthage should have won the Punic Wars.
Stew meat.
Crotch droppings.
Biological accidents.
Screechlings.
Environmental liabilities.
Unprocessed Soylent Green crackers.
Ankle biters.
To-morrow's meatloaf.
#2
larva
> nose miner
> carpet mouse
> yard ape
> spawn
> crumb crusher
> rugrat
> linoleum lizard
> howling shit-machine
> semen demon
> carrier monkey
> loin monkey
> little no-neck monster
> sperm vermin
> minime
> booger eater
> crumb-snatcher
> snot factory
> vomit comet
> carpet shark
> annoying little bastard from H.e.l.l.
> demon spawn
> fartling
> H.e.l.l. spawn
> PIT (plural: PITs) (It's an acronym for Person In Training)
> pediatric abomination
> crotch fruit
> carpet crawler
> units
> parasite
> life-stopper
> STD
> plague
> income sapper
> germ monger
> lice spreader
> environment killer
> oxygen waster
> human trainee
> crumb grinder
> crotch trophie
> curtain climber
> shriekling
> flesh loaf
> womb droppings
> ankle biter
> spring-off (offspring)
> sperm 'n egg omelette
> sprog-off
> one-off
> get-off
> litter puppy
> those icky things
> little sticky people
> squirmer
> snot dripper
> urchin
> brat
> crotch trophy
(LOVE it! Couldn't agree more!)
