http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3313703/US-boy-15-pulls-gun-horrified-classmates-shoots-head-Florida-high-school.html
Musta been Hell o' messy.
CLEAN UP IN AISLE FOUR!
Great way to put your parents under water forever from a financial perspective.
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Hey! I got my arse wiped by Southern Pacific in 1977. That was 1977, though. Things were a little cheaper back then.
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