http://www.theonion.com/article/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-en-35788
I am laughing my arse off. This may be a satire piece, but this is what I'm a'doin'! Kickin' back as an observer, enjoyin' the entropy of a very nasty empire.
It's goin' down, and nuthin's gonna stop it!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!