Other than shooting suicidal people dead? I mean, I gotta give 'em that. They're quite useful in that situation, or if you hate your 102 year old, 90 pound, quadriplegic, housebound grandma in a wheelchair, you can probably arrange to have her tazed by calling her in on some bogus charge.
'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
So, how long does this cute little guy have?
http://www.twinsqueaks.com/gerbilblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/herman-300x300.jpg
And just so I don't have to hunt down another gerbil pic, and repost:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
I'm gonna throw this ultimate WTF story up on what happens when you call 911:
Spread, huh?