SO, WHAT ARE CAGED GERBIL SHOOTERS GOOD FOR?

http://www.orrazz.com/2014/07/fla-woman-told-shell-have-to-buy-back.html

Other than shooting suicidal people dead?  I mean, I gotta give 'em that.  They're quite useful in that situation, or if you hate your 102 year old, 90 pound, quadriplegic, housebound grandma in a wheelchair, you can probably arrange to have her tazed by calling her in on some bogus charge.


'DO COPS SHOOT CAGED GERBILS, TOO?'

http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/

So, how long does this cute little guy have?

http://www.twinsqueaks.com/gerbilblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/herman-300x300.jpg

And just so I don't have to hunt down another gerbil pic, and repost:


http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/

I'm gonna throw this ultimate WTF story up on what happens when you call 911:

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2012/08/21/calif-police-respond-to-womans-911-call-and-then-accidentally-shoot-her/

Spread, huh?