Ya know, they probably invented it! And now they have a new improved version?
Yeah. Like New Coke. Blech, not that I drink colas anymore. Not after I found out what they do to you.
OK, maybe I was wrong. THE DAMN DISEASE IS PATENTED!!!!!!
Well, I didn't google who the culprits worked for, but hey! Well, they are workin' for monsatan indirectly, be they on company payroll or not.