http://beforeitsnews.com/healthcare/2012/08/you-are-6200-times-more-likely-to-be-killed-by-your-doctor-than-by-a-homicidal-shooter-2440848.html
I know I hate life, but I don't wanna pay that kind o' money for someone to kill me. I could probably get killed for free if I wear the wrong colours to Oakland. Well, maybe for the price of some black hair dye and a tan. . .