http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet-security/9698709/Job-listing-for-MI6-elimination-specialist-appears-on-government-website.html
OOOOOO! OOOOO! OOOOOOO! CAN I BE A GUILLOTINE OPERATOR, HUH? CAN I-CAN I-CAN I??????? CAN I KEEP THE LEFTOVERS FOR LUNCH? SAVE ON CAT FOOD AND STEW MEAT? CAN I-CAN I-CAN I?????????!!!!!!!!! IF YOU GET ME ONE OF THOSE COOL LEATHER MEDIAEVAL TORTURER UNIFORMS, I'LL EVEN START WORKING OUT AGAIN!
Shite! We already got 'em in the u.s. by the ton. They're called 'caged gerbil killers'. I mean, cops!
Awe shucks! Add on edit. This was a joke.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2237516/Jobcentre-advertises-hitman-kill-undesirables-Government-staff-fail-notice-fake.html
Unfortunately the 'caged gerbil killer' thing is real.
