Because it DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!
Bin Laden died years ago before this crap of lies. If the government ever tells you the truth about anything, it's a miracle. Like an amoeba giving birth to a blue whale, or something.
http://fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/revealed-military-emails-show-that-no-u-s-sailors-witnessed-osama-bin-ladens-secret-burial-at-sea/26411/