http://www.zengardner.com/9-concepts-kids-should-learn-about-health-that-theyll-never-learn-in-school/
Gods, I can't stand crotch droppings, yet still I post this.
Well, some of them do grow up to be people. It seems like more and more never outgrow the food product stage, judging from some of the conversations I had on my last work gig.