So papa, how do you like the iPad we got you?
http://www.snotr.com/video/8965
Hell! I'M a fookin' Cabbage Person. Born in Ludwigsburg, baby. You think I don't have a sense of humour? It may not be very nice, but it's there.
Just don't ask why I write like a bloody Limey. Trust me. You DON'T want to know.
Well, actually you probably do, but I'll tell you over my dead body.
Barring the few who know me personally, and do have a clue. I mean BESIDES the fact I'm an arrogant, pretentious Asshole to the 33rd Degree and the acme of bitch.
