Gerbiller Alert

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Uh huh:

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/another-handcuffed-young-man-manages-shoot-himself?akid=9767.1120210.zwAtvq&rd=1&src=newsletter756803&t=13

Suuuuuuuuuure.  I'd pay to see that.