Butterflies in February, walk outside it's over 80°F for a few days here and there, trees in bloom, March forecast cooler than February. This is local. And we have tornados in the u.s. now? Eastern seaboard? Dayam!
I'm also going absolutely NUTS regarding the suspense on when we're gonna be hit, when the stock market finally faces reality and goes away, and when I'm gonna be nuked to kingdom come.
There's more, but I don't think I'll post it. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!