Saturday, August 8, 2015

Igleson's Restaurant

Menu:

Falafel wraps with the works
Devilled eggs with the works
Tatties with the works
Various rice types with the works
Vegetable stew with the works
Quesadilla with the works
Various 'shrooms with garlic broiled in butter, Merlot, and olive oil with garlic bread
Veggie masala burger sandwiches with the works
Salad with the works
Onion, corn, Jewish, or Russian rye stuffing
Garlic mashed potatoes


The works include optionally, depending on what you order:

Tomatoes
Onions-sweet, green, barbecue, shallots
Garlic
Avocado
Peas
Fire roasted corn
Spinach
Celery
Red/orange/yellow bell pepper
Marinated Capers
Marinated Kalamata olives
Marinated bell peppers
Butter or romaine lettuce
Garlic dill pickles
Persian or English Cucumbers
Sesame seeds
Cilantro or Italian parsley
Dill
Basil
Chives
Mustard seeds
Organic mayo
Garlic mustard
Hummus:  Spinach and artichoke, Tuscan garden, olive tapenade, roasted garlic, or sun dried tomato



Seasonings:

Garlic powder
Coarse ground and cracked black pepper
Paprika
Cumin seeds
Celery seeds
Caraway seeds
Coriander seeds
Trader Joe's 21 Season Salute
Dill seeds
Garlic pepper with red bell pepper
Cuban seasoning
Garam masala
Southwest seasoning
Tuscan seasoning
Worcester ground pepper blend
Just a touch of sea or Himalayan salt


Tea:

Numi everything
Twinnings everything

(Honey, stevia, and cream optional)


Soda:

Reed's everything


Breads:

Garlic bread with garlic baked in
Multi seeded baguette with garlic baked in
Focaccia with
Spinach, garlic, mushroom
Tomato, basil, garlic, onion, olive
Tomato, garlic, herb
Carrot, corn, pea, onion, garlic


Juices:

Fresh Mixed vegetable
Pineapple
Orange
Tangerine
Coconut
Carrot
Apple
Martinelli's everything


Lassi:

Mango
Jackfruit
Passionfruit


All GMO free



Too bad the place doesn't exist.

If it did, it would have seating of 150, with a second storey level for chow, two fireplaces on the main floor, a third storey of studios on top for staff to live in, the chain would only exist on reservations, and only tourists would be charged for the food if I had the money.

In my dreams!

On the other hand, my worlds wouldn't have a monetary economy.

Never mind.  This ain't my world.  It's a prison, and I'm almost up for parole.