https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
Apparently, the first thing I like to do every morning is get royally pissed off! If I didn't, I WOULND'T READ THIS CRAP!
And the 'smooth move ex-lax highlight of the day is:
http://articles.dailypress.com/2000-04-27/news/0004270008_1_serial-rapist-serial-rapes-crime-sites
