http://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
Ya know, I'd sooner invite a Blood or Crip, or Nuestra Familia member, or MS-13er, or Hell's Angel, or whatever over to lunch than a caged gerbil shooter.
Does that tell ya something? The list is more trustworthy. . .as long as you ain't competition of course, but I ain't!
Gods, those 'tiradores de jerbos enjualados' are one of the vilest, most repulsive things on the planet. Chihuahua shooting, grandma tazing, psychopathic extortionist pepper sprayer of 82 year old quadriplegics and squirrels.
IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF A RODENT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ANOTHER JOB. . .LIKE DOOR STOP.
Thought fertiliser might be preferable to most.