Sunday, December 7, 2014

Not Wanting rotch Droppings Is Entirely Normal

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/09/not-wanting-kids-is-entirely-normal/262367/

Tell me about it.  As you know by now, I CAN'T STAND THE DAMN THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!  DISGUSTING, WORTHLESS, ANNOYING, TIME CONSUMING, EXPENSIVE, STRESS INDUCING PARASITES THAT BELONG IN A BURRITO!

Well, several burritos.  I couldn't eat a burrito that big in a week, depending on the size of the crotch dropping.  Sheesh!  It would take me two days to finish the big 'un at Burrito Loco!

I HAVE NO MATERNAL INSTINCT!  But I could probably make a killer long piglet burrito you'll never forget!