You wait until the last minute for everything.
You haven't been here in forever.
You left me a very convoluted map.
But you do play some hilarious tricks, and keep me going when you are here.
Sometimes when you're not.
You also hold a really sweet carrot on a stick before me.
When can I have it?
I wait.
I may get a bite in a couple of weeks, huh?
Or less.
I'll try not to feck up.