Saturday, November 29, 2014

Never Point A Long Fruit Or Veggie In A Caged Gerbil Shooter's Direction

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/colorado-man-arrested-after-pointing-banana-at-police/

Or the direction of anyone else who's whose general groupings are dumber than fence posts. . .or vacuums, for that matter.

HOW INSANE CAN THE NEWS STORIES GET???????  LIFE IN THE U.S. IS WEIRDER THAN DALI AND ESCHER COMBINED!!!!!!!!  IF YOU'RE NOT HERE ALREADY, YOU DON'T WANNA COME HERE.  IF YOU ARE HERE AND CAN GET OUT, YOU MIGHT WANT TO DO THAT ASAP!!!!!!!