http://www.policymic.com/articles/64665/what-is-the-most-screwed-up-thing-about-your-state-check-this-chart
Looks like I oughta move to Vermont. High infertility. Fewer crotch droppings! Actually they say it ties with Maine. Sure, if I were filthy rich and had a few generators for their winter power outs. It gets HELL o' cold up there. I know from experience.
