http://firecongress.org/
Dayam good idea, though more than just congress should be fired. Then wipe all the laws, and start from scratch; only making JUST laws, not stupid crap like; no you cannot take care of a raccoon under any circumstances. I've befriended a few, and they are very nice animals if you treat them right. It also helps if you can speak the language. All they are is big cats that can use the microwave unlike their counterparts who do not opposable digits.