Saturday, September 8, 2012

Top 25 Ingredients In Taco Bell’s ‘Beef’

http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-top-ingredients-in-taco-bells-beef

I don't eat at Taco Bell, I don't eat beef, I only do chicken and clams for myself, may swipe a sliver of fish from the cats.  The clams I may have once or twice a month as clam sauce or clam dip, and the chicken is when I go to the restaurant down the hill (rare these days on my budget), or I will split a can of Trader Joe's chicken with a homeless guy I work with that I usually feed a couple of times a week.

AND IF YOU TELL ANYONE I FEED A HOMELESS GUY A COUPLE OF TIMES A WEEK, I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN.  IT COULD GET ME DEMOTED TO ARSEHOLE TO THE 32nd DEGREE IF THE WRONG INDIVIDUALS FIND OUT ABOUT IT, AND I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT!