https://www.theorionlines.com/
Is it real? I dunno. Do I look like I have an Akashic Library Card?
I don't. I'd abuse it. THEY know, so they won't give it to me until I change my 'tude.
Is there a Misanthropes Anonymous some where close to me?
Naaaaaaah. Wouldn't join, anyway. Why fix what ain't worth fixin?!
In other words I ain't gettin' an Akashic Library Card.