https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/
Today, we have a total NO DUHHHHHHHH!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2017/03/20/marijuana-raids-are-more-deadly-than-the-drug-itself/?utm_term=.99234a7426f7
Considering pot ain't exactly heroin. It's not deadly at all, and a lot of people need it for pain and stress relief. I ain't one of 'em, but I can sympathise.
After all, I'm only a 'SELECTIVE' psychopath. Not psychopathic enough to be a caged gerbil shooter, though.
Now let me see if my long piglet roast is ready.