The Caged Gerbil Shooters Are At It Again

That is shooters of caged gerbils since they don't wanna risk facing a loose one.  It might attack them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/

How's this treatment for a captive audience:

http://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/local/crime/article120501003.html

Hope they get their money.