Nuke This City! Do The u.s. A Favour

http://www.newsforage.com/2016/01/photo-album-of-apocalyptic-wasteland.html

And take L.A. too.  Ifn a methane explosion don't do 'em in first.  After you nuke where I live, of course!

YUCKY-POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  BARF, BARF, BARF!