http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html
I got written up at one of my jobs for xeroxing and distributing this little masterpiece. It upset some people for some strange reason. By the way, I am a member of The Church Of Euthanasia. I was welcomed by Chris Korda, via e-mail.
Wasn't he a babe and a half?
http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/graphics/ask_chrissy.jpg
Or she, or it, or whatever gender Chrissy decided to be that day.