No words for this!
Aren't I nice for posting shit like this? To the common mortal flotsam I hold in such contempt, anyway? Then again, if you're reading this you're not common mortal flotsam. You're uncommon mortal flotsam (like self) who I might even consider worth my time, not that this fact means anything.
Ya know, I probably wouldn't be such a bitch if things like this post weren't in the mix. If the world were a better, and more just place, and all? But it's not, so I'm gonna be the biggest, baddest bitch I can be, all right????????????? So Plllllpppphhhhht!