Friday, July 17, 2015

Got Turkey?

http://money.cnn.com/video/news/2015/06/22/warning-you-may-never-eat-turkey-again-after-watching-this.cnnmoney/index.html

I am so glad I stopped eating them a few years back.

Keep endorsing this by buying turkey.  I HATE YOUR GUTS, AND THINK YOU SHOULD GO ON THAT STYROFOAM UNDER PLASTIC INSTEAD!

Gods, how I love the taste of pork, and I haven't had that in close to a decade, I think.  I adore pigs, and won't eat any part of one again.

Glad there's a substitute that tastes just like 'em.  (Or so I'm told.)

I commune with the wild ones on some of my hikes.  They are coo birds.  I've gotten real close to them, and I guess they just knew my intentions weren't hostile.