The Beauty Myth
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beauty_Myth
I have better things to do with my time than try to objectify myself to a bunch of worthless losers with stupid priorities.
Imagine if the majority thought like that?! The world might actually be a better place! I mean, all that time people spend putting on faces, shaving every last inch of themselves, or at the hairdresser could actually be spent on intellectual development. What a concept.