Tuesday, July 31, 2012

I've Got Some Amazingly Good News, And Some KInd Of Bad News

Toxic trouble: San Onofre nuke plant announces imminent reopening


The bad news is we have to wait until November 18 for one reactor and December 31 for the other!  Poo!  I don't know if I'm gonna last that long.  Haven't YOU always wanted to see Los Angeles nuked?

Man, if I lived there I'd want it nuked even more than I do now that I don't live there.  Know what I mean?

On the other hand, a 9.8 directly under the plant would solve all that rather immediately.  Make Fukushima look like Donna Reed, mon.