Toxic trouble: San Onofre nuke plant announces imminent reopening
The bad news is we have to wait until November 18 for one reactor and December 31 for the other! Poo! I don't know if I'm gonna last that long. Haven't YOU always wanted to see Los Angeles nuked?
Man, if I lived there I'd want it nuked even more than I do now that I don't live there. Know what I mean?
On the other hand, a 9.8 directly under the plant would solve all that rather immediately. Make Fukushima look like Donna Reed, mon.