American fast food diet unleashes disease epidemic sweeping across Asia
http://www.naturalnews.com/036595_fast_food_chronic_disease_epidemic.html
Probably why I'm statistically holding out so good, in addition to having no crotch droppings to stress me to the limits. And if I have any stretch marks, it's from being FAT, all right? Not that I can see them since my tummy is in the way.