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I feel the same way about errant crotch droppings, not just in restaurants, though. Anywhere, and everywhere. I like the one where they're threatedened to be turned into pies, and the other one into sausage. I joke about sausage a lot, if you haven't noticed. Wonder if the owner reads my blog. ;O)