Time To Hide Your Caged Gerbil, Your Loose Gerbils, Your Leashed Gerbils, What Ever. . .

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/

Don't come on hard times in Texas.

https://www.texastribune.org/2017/02/15/texas-sex-trafficked-teens-often-end-jail/

Not the worst story, but still.