https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOvaRzkdu9U
Fresno. Not Stockton? Well, maybe later. Never mind about Los Angeles. I think you're on your own if you're in the wrong 'hood in L.A., not that the gerbil shooters are good for anything if you're in trouble anyway.
On the other hand, if you're feeling suicidal, they're a great bunch to call. They'll do the job for you fast and efficient.
