IFN YA STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE TOAST, MAYBE YA SHOULD CHECK THIS OUT

http://investmentwatchblog.com/wheres-there-a-crash-world-economy-collapsing-headlines-february-2016/

Actually, I'd say more than toast.  You're gonna be positively CREMATED!

And I'm gonna make fun o' ya on the Otherside ifn I meet ya, materialistic idiot!