http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/06/baltimore-police-called-out/
Apparently the Bloods and Crips are cool. Seriously. And if you ain't competition or a threat, and know a bit of Spanish, you might even try MS-13 and La Raza and such.
Just don't call dem dar caged gerbil shooters. If their in town, hide your wives, your daughters, your chihuahuas, your squirrels, and your BUTTS!
LITERALLY!!!!!!!!
THEY WON'T USE LUBE!!!!!! GUARANTEED!!!!!!!
