http://dogwithblog.in/2014/08/27/yudhisthiras-dog-tale-from-mahabharat/
I would have fallen for a different reason. I am not vain, for I am of average looks and going down hill, I am NOT the sharpest knife in the draw, for I have met many more that were far more intelligent than I, I do eat too much, as my frame carries 30 lbs./13.5 K over the ideal, but I am an arrogant shite because I HAVE NO USE FOR YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE IN THE COSMIC SCHEME OF THINGS AS FAR AS MORTAL FLOTSAM GOES.
Well, that does tie in to knowing a few things, and having a few keys, but hey! I'm in the Waiting Room. Holding out for that Gate to open, so I can walk through. I've already learnt I canna break it doon.
