https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxvDVhjALoU
Me no eat chicken for about a month and a half. I'm still not calling myself a vegetarian, but I may never eat it again. I dunno. I may theoretically eat it again, but won't call myself a veggie until maybe if I don't eat chicken by April 1 of next year, provided I'm still around.
Oh, how much longer do my gods want to abuse me?
I do love chickens alive. I think they're a trip, and they aren't stupid. They're real affectionate if you treat 'em like pets.