http://www.newsforage.com/2014/03/girl-costs-father-80000-with-suck-it.html
Another reason NOT to have crotch droppings. Not only do they cost a fortune to raise, they may sabotage you in other ways. I know I did! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And then I disowned everyone, so I'm a total bastardly ingrate. Too bad I couldn't whack the prime offender financially, but she's down in print with name slightly changed for ETERNITY! Not in a nice way, of course. Maybe that's worse?
