https://www.google.com/search?q=images+of+gerbils&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=_JcPU7zMAcXcoATz4oDADQ&ved=0CCcQsAQ&biw=972&bih=500
Ain't they just the cutest dayam thangs? If you have one, NEVER CALL 'THE CAGED GERBIL SHOOTERS'! YOU MAY NEVER SEE THEM ALIVE AGAIN! IN FACT, DON'T EVEN TELL ANYONE YOU HAVE ONE, AND NEVER REGISTER THEM. THEY'LL GO OUT OF THEIR WAY, LOOKING ESPECIALLY FOR YOU! YES, HIDE YOUR GERBILS BEFORE. . .oh, can I quit yet?
Seriously, considering all the animals they kill? And the squirrels they pepperspray? And the old quadriplegics or 80 year old grannies in wheelchairs the taze? Or people sleeping in bed? Or six year olds they taze because they feel threatened despite the fact the kid is 20 to 15% of their weight?
