Porn addict rushed to hospital after he puts live eel up bum
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html
OK, talk about this one next time you're in a small, quiet, intimate restaurant and you have someone next to you, behind you, whatever. In hearing range.
Poor eel.
