These are my 4 1/2 year old sons light sabers. AirPort Security wanted to throw them away because they are weapons and can not be transported in cabin baggage. They were not kidding. Luckily a superior allowed us to take them with us.
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1bzuu5/these_are_my_4_12_year_old_sons_light_sabers/
This appears to be a good day for general ridiculousness. Man, considering how stupid these people are, how did they survive past age 6? Would they have cooked them in Sparta for being substandard?