Golfer falls into a sinkhole in the middle of an Illinois fairway
http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/golfer-falls-into-a-sinkhole-in-the-middle-of-an-illinois-fairway/37567/
She's a golfer. Won a Sunbird for a hole in one once, but Chrissy-poo K. is hardly ranked. Do they have sinkholes in Carthage, NC?
Then again, the weather down there is so vile, that's almost enough to make me happy. Almost.
I also lost it over that 'hole in one' comment that David Kidd made.
One day I may publish that cunt's name in full. Disgusting piece of shoite. Perhaps comparable to what you download after a meal of corn, pinto beans, cabbage, garlic and a bottle of wine or something. Or better yet, snake shoite. I hear that's pretty whiffy, though I've never encountered it.